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Best Demotivational Poster


TAGS: twilight blade cross over crossover best ever
Rating: 3.54/5

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rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:31 pm

kind of reminds me of that squirrel...bet he starts popping up
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:29 pm
Wait, no.... this is the one I laughed at.
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Or elsewhere.
Jericho - August 2, 2009, 4:48 pm

THERE IS ALWAYS - Someone better than you

TAGS: you re not the best troll
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

motifayk - July 1, 2012, 5:44 am
IMH trOllpinion - The best troll ever has been the myth that we only use 10%-15% of our brains... Maybe trolls manage to make people use only that much.
CaptainDingDong - April 1, 2012, 4:57 pm
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:00 pm
At the seaside villa he is in ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:59 pm
Agreed... such a shame that I don't live in England XD would've tried that as well
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:37 am
Yeah, when I first read that story, I said ‘d***!’
caveman - March 24, 2012, 10:03 am
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:20 am
Agreed... although most trolls are a bit immature and thinks that if they just say nasty things that are off topic that they are good...
jig - March 24, 2012, 8:14 am
The greatest internet myth ever. Making thousands of people believe it ...THAT's trolling.


TAGS: loyal dog man s best friend
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Brent4Christ

Kakashi09 - June 27, 2011, 1:48 am
Wilfred on FX is a pretty good show
Brent4Christ - June 24, 2011, 8:02 pm
That show looks stupid. I actually got the quote from "Marley & Me."
the1stCOMMI3 - June 23, 2011, 2:43 pm
this poster makes me want to see the new FX series "Wilfred" even more


TAGS: best berson in the world you
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ronsart - November 27, 2009, 12:11 pm
is a fun one...just another experiment...lol...thx 4 comments
thatonechick - November 27, 2009, 10:27 am
5 for boosting my self-esteem. :) I thought these were supposed to be DEmotivational, however...
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 12:51 am
Why thank you, Ron. Not so bad yourself.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 12:34 am
The power to create, AND motivate. now that's talent. 5 finger points

BEST FRIENDS - They ALWAYS have your back

CLOSE TO A CAT OWNER? - 1. Everyday, before they can check the litter box, pick up all the cat poo. 2. Continue until the cat owner starts being worried about Fluffy's health 3. Take a crap in Fluffy's litter box.

TAGS: the best jokes take work
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Zook

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:50 pm
...how to mess with the wife. Just for the lolz.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
I'm a cat owner and I think I know now hire
boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:36 am
I just squirted soda through my nose all over my keyboard. 5 nose-blows
culos - November 22, 2010, 9:22 am
fav'ed. 5 droppings
rerun - November 22, 2010, 9:05 am

now that is funny
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 11:08 pm
added to favs and 5

MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend ...inside a dog it's too dark to read

TAGS: man s best friend logic dude quote
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by SiliconMage

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:05 pm
Do any of your other "friends" look you dead in the eye while taking a dump on your carpet?
GySgt1811 - April 18, 2010, 5:14 pm
Shame on you...go apologize to Graucho!


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?

Best Of times -

TAGS: time best worst dali clock
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:20 pm
I must now admit....I....I love.....Dalis
Rick69 - February 20, 2016, 3:39 pm
Stunning composition & thought...

MAN'S BEST FRIEND - A friend will go get you a beer from the fridge. A best friend will do everything they can to get the coldest one from the back.

TAGS: beer friend best dog fridge
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 11, 2013, 1:42 am
Don't ever expect him to bring ya a snack with that beer though teehee
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 5:56 pm
That's a good friend

BLOOD PILLOW - Best Idea Ever!!

TAGS: best idea ever
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

inFAM1S - March 8, 2012, 1:50 am
I needs me one of those
insaninater - May 8, 2010, 1:08 am
thats friggin awesome
forseti - May 3, 2010, 7:06 am
where can i get one of these?!? 5L


TAGS: best friends
Rating: 4.94/5

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LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:20 pm
that's adorable!!!


TAGS: tank british best war
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by Spangle

hootizz - June 17, 2010, 8:38 am
Nice one...!! but it would look even better on the back of a Kenworth 953 being hauled through an Arab Desert...
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:40 pm
For reasons unknown I just prefer a good old Tiger tank. And definitely not the Sherman like in this picture.
[email protected] - November 18, 2009, 10:44 am
ONE TEAM ONE FIGHT! So I'm not going to get into how If the Abrahms drops the soap in teh shower, the challenger picks it up! Good day to you gentleman.
rogueagent - November 18, 2009, 5:36 am
Challey 2 is a great tank, one of the longest range confirmed kills on record.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:09 pm
Exactly, Dre.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:08 pm
I mean look at it... doesn't even have the lower profile of the M1A1, XK2 or T90. It's like they want to get hit in this tank... it's in danger of clipping aircraft, for God's sake!
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 11:06 pm
but the first one blew up
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:03 pm
No... but if it's a piece of crap yugoslavian/russian tank, you might as well name it the challenger 2...
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 11:01 pm
Well, its certainly not the Challenger 2, isnt that a Space Shuttle?
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:00 pm
Ho HO!!!! Burned, Dre!!! We were both WAY off! Still, good call, Dre... you can definitely see the russian influence.
Sean - November 17, 2009, 10:54 pm
It's obviously the Yugoslavian VK-32Junger. Which is about the only heavy vehicle they got just about right. Note the turret design. Slightly ***ered across the diagonal axis. Dead giveaway if you know what to look for.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:50 pm
I'd like to think I lost the argument based on impressive knowledge, and not a shortcut to your greatness.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:49 pm
It does look a lot like a low-budget, WW2 throwback death-trap. I have to bow to your observational skills there, Dre. Hope you didn't cheat by visiting the site.
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 10:48 pm
Its Russian, not a doubt about that. Stupid ruskies never have enough armor on their tanks
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:46 pm
Why bother? I now have to stick by my Leopard call again. Although the muzzle is clearly different, a Leopard 2E model was made with added armor protection... and this one does look too bulky to be a russian-made tank.
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 10:44 pm
well there is a military-today.com logo in the lower right, lets go there and find out
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:43 pm
You have a point, Dre... although the color scheme indicates nothing european, I have to believe that the barrel does give it away... can't possibly be german made.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:40 pm
Where I'm from is hardly an issue... unless I was french.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:39 pm
I'm not from Canada, but they did... much like a good portion of the world... purchase these things.
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 10:39 pm
Um, obviously it is the Black Eagle, look at the barrel length and tread size....incompetent fools
Spangle - November 17, 2009, 10:38 pm
What you did, it's there and I see it. I will not play your game, but I will ask where you're from, dude.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:37 pm
Challenger 2? Not with that profile... it has to be a Leopard 2.

IF - You want true love Buy yourself a puppy

TAGS: men best friend
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - May 28, 2011, 7:31 pm
Buy a puppy who will (maybe) show u more affection than a woman and that cat together
Sean - May 28, 2011, 4:57 pm
They both look like they're watching the dog lick himself, or their dude scratch himself (same geography involved either way).
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:59 am
In this case, you will want to get a kitty. (A kitty whose attention is on you, not directed to something on the floor!)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 4:11 pm
very nice
Sho - May 27, 2011, 3:39 pm
Reality Lord - May 26, 2011, 7:33 pm

awe5ome dude


TAGS: homemade is best
Rating: 4.42/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:32 pm
(carebear BANNED)


TAGS: man s best friend
Rating: 4.9/5

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Greeny - May 22, 2011, 6:53 am
Be5t family dog there i5!

VODKA - For those days when you need a shoulder to cry on but your best friend is too busy... Screwing your girlfriend

TAGS: vodka booze best cheating friend
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:28 pm
Ouch! But you know what to do with the bottle when your done with it ;) Start a fight.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2010, 2:43 pm

nice and harsh.
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 1:28 pm
Brutal. 5L. In that case tho you might want to save the vodka for after the desert trip. Trust me digging a hole while being drunk sucks!


TAGS: best monroe motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

amina - December 29, 2009, 9:35 am
She was such an icon, and a good role model for women. she didn't care that she wasn't skinny, or that the wasn't perfect.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 12:33 am
Thi woman was... is... the ultimate.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 12:00 am
....but enough about Porc... 5L!

WHY I DRINK - Things Didn't Exactly Turn Out As I Planned

TAGS: best laid plans
Rating: 4.42/5

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johnnycee - July 3, 2016, 10:26 am
I guess you don't do this anymore. I sure do miss multiply. I Cr 13:8a
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 4:28 am
You drink because everyone hates you Retro..1L



TAGS: best of the world guns
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Jenna3220 - June 6, 2012, 8:32 pm
This is awesome!! Great job.
RUGER - October 11, 2009, 10:06 pm
This MOTIFAKE speaks to me. 5 rounds coming your way!!!
Das Ghoti - October 11, 2009, 9:33 pm
If you have a gun, better luck that you won't die from someone who does. Michigan is a wonderful mix of US and Canada neh? Hunting in the UP, Drive-bys and such in Det and Flint, good stuff :)
Axiom - October 9, 2009, 8:27 am
Regular people *are* morons. ;)
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 11:23 pm
only in te hands of morons is it a bad one
Axiom - October 8, 2009, 10:16 pm
Only a moron would think this is a good thing.
Derek - September 22, 2009, 6:43 pm
It would be fascinating to know what the ownership rates are in Sierra Leone and Afghanistan
Bah - August 28, 2009, 4:08 pm
You left out #1:Switzerland. ...but I guess the way they work none of their firearms are "civilian", huh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2009, 1:54 am
Why? with more guns it's more likely that they'll shoot each other...XD....most of the Canadian guns are hunting rifles.
Dylan - August 26, 2009, 1:51 am
that's not best, it's terrible.
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 4:37 pm
Wouldn't that sorta be like the guy with the 75' yacht. He doesn't really stress the gas bill either.
Zed - August 25, 2009, 3:30 pm
Which is why Gun Shows are so popular, Ed. And as a gun owner, I thoroughly approve. Besides, how's the guy who has 200 of them going to afford the ammo for that many?
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 2:28 pm
Oh, and its 90guns per 100 people in america. Sounds about right. Most people I know own at least one. Then you've got the guy who has 200. It rounds out.
Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 2:28 pm
That actually sounds about right. And they usually base this kinda of data off of surveys, sales and registration information. You don't have to register rifles or sh**guns, but you do have to register the sale of them.
Blah - August 25, 2009, 2:18 pm
As for where the data came from, would it not be possible to work out how many guns are made, and how many are shipped to the country? then just get a load of averages.
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 2:04 pm
canada-10 million guns and 30 million people? that right?
bOB cHIN - August 25, 2009, 2:02 pm
The United States has 90 guns for every 100 citizens, making it the most heavily armed society in the world. U.S. citizens own 270 million of the world's 875 million known firearms, according to the Small Arms Survey... And this is only small arms.
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 1:41 pm
i cant be real, it says there is 270 guns per 100 americans. thats 2.7 guns per person not 90
bOB cHIN - August 25, 2009, 1:38 pm
Number one....With a bullet! Of course, I do not understand how the numbers on this are derived. I am not required to register my firearms. I inherited one, was gifted two, and bought one personally. So, where does this data come from? No flamewarintended
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 10:01 am
around here our numbers rival the US

Free -


HOW MUCH - Would you like to have this job?

TAGS: funny job ***y best ever
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by TheWolf

Mongoose - November 29, 2010, 7:59 am
This rabbit has a mind of his own - keeps wandering off
redhdsrbst - June 17, 2010, 11:45 am
Depends on what she had for dinner ;-)
djsal - June 13, 2010, 2:29 pm
From where is this from.

BEST FRIENDS AT EIGHT - Are the best friends you will ever have.


TAGS: gives the best presents
Rating: 4.89/5

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rerun - May 27, 2012, 9:29 am

I remember this from MSNBC, great article.

OUR MODS - always ready with helpful advice all over the net

TAGS: gs got best answer
Rating: 4.88/5

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jeffhardy25 - June 8, 2011, 2:50 pm
5/5 party poping p****es
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:06 pm
its soo funny, idk what to say
RagTopDriver - October 14, 2010, 5:48 pm
lmao so hard I farted
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 8:13 pm
This one needs more than 5 XD
Zealot - June 11, 2010, 2:57 pm
mods: f*** YEAH
forseti - June 11, 2010, 7:29 am
Grey knows the best about the things which can come out of a stitch... 5L!
John R - June 11, 2010, 6:41 am
Bwahahaha - Yahoo! Answers, taken seriously throughout the known Universe.. 18 Lions for the guy who got best answer!
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:50 pm

if that is where your "drip" is coming from....well, lets say that you may be beyond medical a**istance
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
Next question... what does that have to do with cleaning out your ears? Nyuk, nyuk.
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:41 pm

the doc at the "free clinic"
CANADA - June 10, 2010, 8:30 pm
ouch! lol! 5L
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:29 pm
They who???
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:28 pm

did it hurt when they put the Q-Tip in for the sample?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:28 pm
I'll let you know when mine stops.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:24 pm
I just remember a slow drip, drip. drip. Is that a problem? 5L
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm
pzykosiz - June 10, 2010, 7:07 pm
that would be so cool. 5L's
GreyScorpion - June 10, 2010, 4:53 pm
LMAO!! I just didn't think anybody would find out about my moonlighting. 5L
pieman - June 10, 2010, 11:59 am
If only PeeWee Herman would have talked to GS first. It would have been a much funnier story.
R.S.Jake - June 10, 2010, 11:52 am
Way to go GS! Best answer ever!


TAGS: they say the best things in life are free unless they can find a way silverheart
Rating: 4.42/5

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Silverheart - February 27, 2013, 4:39 pm

Government and corporations both. Pay - same, perks - less, workload - more, tax - more, value of purcahses - less... Ain't life grand!
Bolverk3778 - February 26, 2013, 7:40 pm
Yes, the government is aware of this, why else do you think that your being taxed to the hilt.

MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Because only your very best friend loves you enough to drink from your toilet and then lick your face.

TAGS: dogs best friend
Rating: 4.4/5

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CloudchaserS - January 9, 2013, 12:49 am
It's worse than that. They also lick their anuses and eat turds out of the catpan before licking your face.

DARTH TATER - Revenge, it's one of the things I do best

TAGS: darth tater revenge do best
Rating: 3.75/5

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Dignity - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am
Tasty you are.
champ99 - July 12, 2011, 11:39 am
May the fork be with you.
coldinjected - July 12, 2011, 11:09 am
The jerk left Leia's "home-fried"!
Verdeckt - July 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Luke-warm reception?
Reality Lord - July 12, 2011, 10:28 am

turn to the dark fry?

BEST STRATEGY - Keep it simple. Always, ALWAYS go with the Falcon Punch!

PERSERVERENCE - Cuz some times it's your only option


TAGS: best i can do
Rating: 3.2/5

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WISarcasm - March 15, 2011, 10:01 pm
d*** nice kick, though...you have to admit that. :)
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 4:40 pm
fice lions from me man... Pm if you want anything, you got potential.
sniper - March 10, 2011, 4:10 pm
I know, but I didn't want to cut off the other guys feet... I'll try it, see what it looks like.
forseti - March 10, 2011, 3:50 am
It would look better if you cut the bottom of the picture instead of using this black bar.

OBLIVION - Being the best game in the world since 2006

TAGS: oblivion best game in the world
Rating: 2.57/5

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glassdaemon - April 9, 2011, 8:26 pm
Agreed, best game since Morrowind and the only reason it beats morrowind is because it's updated game play and graphics. Morrowind wins all around on storyline though.
claz15 - October 17, 2009, 2:40 pm
i agree with this it is addictive (im a girl btw)
Guest - July 28, 2009, 10:43 pm
Or played Morrowind.
Warghl - June 26, 2009, 11:13 am
Goddamit... UNTIL you go blind in one eye
Warghl - June 26, 2009, 11:12 am
You sir, have never played call of duty 4... Or even taken the time to truly enjoy beating your head against a wall into you go blind in one eye.


TAGS: character pinhead best work darkness
Rating: 2.25/5

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Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 7:28 am
that a complement?
Hawamleh - December 10, 2010, 6:34 pm
What do you know of the dark?
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 5:07 am
good boy! (i thought I would add a little more to the comment section)
forseti - December 10, 2010, 5:04 am
If this speaks volumes, please don't read my other postings. You'd be shocked I guess... The lotion is stowed away, monkey! :D
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 4:42 am
@forseti, I agree. if it didn't want us to say anything, it wouldn't put personal stuff on here. (and put the lotion back in the basket, while your at it dude..lol)
forseti - December 10, 2010, 3:58 am
The more I read the more I understand the application for a divorce...
5150monkeylove - December 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
She sure gives out a lot of personal information. I wonder if she is omitting the part about forgetting to take her Thorazine from time to time...lol
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:57 pm

it that what that was? I thought the heating elemnet on my coffee maker went out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:53 pm
When I read ciejai's comments I can always smell burnt toast....is it just me?
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:31 pm

soooo, reading the comments, thought aggy was a chick & digging on aggy.....can read a lot into that.
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:23 pm

actually have real beer goggles...used to teach an alcohol abuse class.
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 9:21 pm
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 9:20 pm
AHHHH the god ole BEER-GOGGLES...there always great until you wake to something next to ya in the morning.
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:17 pm

he was, we have the pics to prove it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:17 pm
Weren't you a Polynesian fruit for Halloween last year Bone?
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 9:15 pm
It's a Polynesian blue fruit
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:13 pm

isn't melancholy a fruit from Japan?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:11 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:10 pm
Ohhhhh...Now I get it....(she's thirsty right?......sleepy?)
crankyhead - December 9, 2010, 9:09 pm
LOL moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 8:58 pm
Yep, still can't tell.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 5:39 pm
I can never tell when you're being sarcastic.....


TAGS: 2nd best day i always hate when i catch a better dealer
Rating: 4.55/5

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TooTsiE - March 4, 2010, 5:49 pm
as long as you have the better body dump sites... you cant lose in the end!
Derek - February 21, 2010, 1:59 pm
"...larger physical prowess" now there's a euphemism heheh
Cubbybear - February 21, 2010, 1:32 pm
5/5 You didn't have to rub it in..."SNIFF"


INES SAINZ - "Now Sir, If you could please remove your pants.....

SHOW ME A GOOD LOSER - and I'll show you a loser

TAGS: 2nd best lombardi
Rating: 3.64/5

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Derek - February 21, 2010, 1:56 pm
- and I'll show you someone with a sense of perspective

MULLIGANS - Isn't the greatest golfer in history owed at least one?

TAGS: tiger woods even the best make mistakes sometimes
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:38 pm
If you really care about Tiger's personal life, you should be his back 9.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:41 pm
It appears he's had seven... but it's more likely to be eighteen.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:06 pm
Me_ - December 9, 2009, 12:06 pm
Proof that all women have a price. No matter who they are or what they look like. Its all about the paper.


TAGS: the gau 8 30mm cannon would be my best friend clearer of traffic and overall tool of vengance against all
Rating: 3.07/5

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phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:47 pm
He'll be my..."Whuppin boy"...BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 10:03 am
ohh, a silent but deadly a** muffler
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 9:59 am
Actually I'm going to shove it straight up your b***, and you'll be my weapons carrier.
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:23 am
And you will cary it in your pocket?



UNCLE BEN - The Pensacola Apache Has A Favorite TV Chair

THE GOLDEN YEARS - twelve was too short

TAGS: my best bud
Rating: 4.81/5

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krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:15 pm
brings me happy memories my golden lab passed away at 14 asleep on my bed..those were the best days of my life
DillyRat - May 9, 2010, 1:15 pm
5l's ...i miss my dog...
Sleeves - May 5, 2010, 12:40 pm
my golden's getting there too. 5ls for making me want to play with her even more
Jmac0585 - May 5, 2010, 11:30 am
If you gave this less than a 5, you need a friend. Apparently someone has, therefore that someone is a bad, bad person.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 10:53 am
my black lab also died with 12. cloudchaser said all! 5 labs
gil - May 5, 2010, 9:36 am
thank you all for the kind comments. We will always miss him. We couldn't bring ourselves to get another Golden, so we downsized
wampyre - May 5, 2010, 7:17 am
10 was too short for me... 5L for the memories
ICEMAN - May 4, 2010, 10:46 pm
Me Mum has a 12 year old Yellow Lab. The old man still acts like a pup but doesn't move like one. It breaks one's heart. 5 big ol' slobbers for you.
GodsWorshipMe - May 2, 2010, 11:34 pm
20 would be too short. 5 extra dog years for you
crankyhead - May 2, 2010, 2:25 pm
love it, 5 best friends for you.
Cloudchaser - May 2, 2010, 11:06 am
A good dog isn't worth its weight in gold (pun intended). It's priceless 5L
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 8:19 am
5L, you heart-string tuggin' SOB!

Better Planet -


HIGH FIVE - On the side Down Low Too slow

REALISATION - That moment in your motifaking career when you realise that all your best rated posters were just song lyrics, and you in fact had nothing to do with their success

TAGS: real motifake song up best
Rating: 4.08/5

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caveman - July 23, 2011, 10:04 am
That is true,lyrics do make for good posters if used properly
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:38 am

right lyrics with the right pic=alot of lols and 5's


TAGS: the best part of chinese food poor rerun iceman
Rating: 4.7/5

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Azuleean - August 5, 2011, 10:40 am
"That wasn't chicken."
rerun - July 25, 2011, 7:22 pm

I thought that DIY vasectomy was foolproof


TAGS: rerun has been begging for a poster of the texas stadium to be made this is the best i got
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:32 pm
Better than Mos Def. That guy's a douche.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 5:26 pm

hi def to be exact
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:11 pm
Does moderating make you def?
rerun - April 11, 2010, 2:05 pm

my ears are still ringing....what?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 1:59 pm
How dare you call me LOUD? lol 5 Cpn.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 1:56 pm

Very nice Cpn, deep thoughts. I must say it was loud and dirty (Bart, take that however you want) and a little more than sad to watch


TAGS: best not to know
Rating: 4.45/5

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ICEMAN - August 17, 2010, 11:16 pm
Just ask Bing.
440wakeup - August 17, 2010, 6:53 pm
old dice clay joke, she wasn't anygood but I was marveklouse
rerun - August 17, 2010, 6:38 pm

never heard that song, but I like it
thatonechick - August 17, 2010, 6:34 pm
Practice makes perfect, I guess. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzljY-56xqg
rerun - August 17, 2010, 6:32 pm

Thanks for the shout out airman, I taught her well.

RUNNING LATE? - Relax and Remember... no matter how timely you get there, its still gonna be a grave

PAUL - What is a good reason for pounding meat? Loneliness

TAGS: the best hollywood squares
Rating: 4.15/5

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suenero - September 20, 2010, 5:36 pm
Loved Paul Lynde.Period!
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:36 pm
Loved Paul Lynde on this game!!!!!! He was great!

MERMAIDS - Because sometimes all you want is a little tail...

TAGS: i am doing my best to avoid the obligatory smells like fish joke
Rating: 3.78/5

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BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:42 pm
XD 5 Poodles
bill - October 24, 2009, 12:53 pm
i sense a necrophila joke coming up
Anonymous2 - October 24, 2009, 12:04 pm
Well, she did hear him say he wanted to "eat her out." What did she expect?
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 11:10 am
He made the logical choice...it wouldn't have ended well if he tried the other thing. 5/5

GIVING IT YOUR BEST - May mean risking looking ridiculous But the rewards are awe... DEAR LORD! Screw it- I'm gonna go play Uncharted 2. Aint noone wants ta see my "O" face.


TAGS: best lovers tongue
Rating: 3.68/5

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TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 9:15 am
They like to be called "master munchkin" and "mis***** mini" according to what you say on the site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 9:07 am
They like to be called "Little People"
TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 8:56 am
The best part? you probably mean those pictures of you with those midgets.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 8:54 am
Trash is just worried that you'll crash the site before he gets to the best part.
TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 8:39 am
Don't go guys! its a tr*** p*** site!



TAGS: best of the best military honor flag
Rating: 3.64/5

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Zed - October 13, 2009, 11:36 pm
Bob, as a former serviceman to another, back of from AK. First, he's not American, so he doesn't have to suck up to us OR the USA in order to be Patriotic. Second, he's a moderator, so insult him at your peril.
Bob D. Sailor - October 13, 2009, 11:20 pm
You guys are unPatriotic ja****ses. Ron was saying (in my opinion) they were the best and they gave thier lives for 3 generations.
Arrogant Knight - October 4, 2009, 7:00 am
zolo - October 4, 2009, 6:07 am
if they were the best, they wouldn't be dead..
spangle - August 25, 2009, 6:20 pm
'Incorrect' would do.
Woodywood03a - August 25, 2009, 1:26 pm
No words, can tell how this picture goes.


TAGS: star wars dumbest ending ever obi anakin wants to choke a b****
Rating: 3.13/5

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agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:27 pm
No way... that was perfect. Never a need to overexplain. The two words say everything.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:25 pm
Thanks, Aggy. Though, now that I look at it...I could have done a lot more with that last line...Perhaps the lengthier "b****! I can choke you with the force!"
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:18 pm
Excellent.. great redirection.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 6:57 pm
Is that a good or a bad "Wow," lol? I am disheartened by your angry avatar. So...you can't force choke a Jedi? d***, I thought the only reason they didn't was for fear of retaliation...strangulation is a relatively slow death...still a good punch line.
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 2:04 pm
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:18 am
The Game
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:07 am
Random's Mom is a wh***!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:05 am
And knowledge like that will ensure you never get Laid f***stick.

BEST XMAS GIFT EVER! - Drink the milk and eat the cookies, Santa: OR ELSE.

TAGS: santa best xms gift
Rating: 3.1/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 23, 2010, 5:25 pm
It will put your eye out, kid!

MOTINET THEME SONG - Weird Al move over

ICELAND - Hot Volcanoes, even hotter women.

TAGS: yum adversity brings out the best
Rating: 3/5

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Derek - April 15, 2010, 5:52 pm
They must be extremely h** given the current Icelandic news

FAIL - Even the best do sometimes

TAGS: fail motifake best sometimes
Rating: 2.62/5

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me - May 26, 2009, 11:18 pm
i know that pisses me off too

Delete or Download -

TAGS: best use of four hours
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 19, 2014, 12:34 am
Well, now yer talkin’…..DON’T FLUSH!!
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 12:29 am

OK, c'mon. I'll let you drink out'ta the toilet...
GaryO - January 18, 2014, 10:51 pm
Vernon. Missy monkey, dyslectic as she is, thinks I’m a dog……gimme this one…look, I’m rollin’ over here.
lgvernon - January 18, 2014, 9:52 pm

Priss, hon~~you've always had a problem with time, haven't you? And measurement...tsk
GaryO - January 18, 2014, 9:36 pm
‘3½ hours'......thank you
MissPriss - January 18, 2014, 8:47 pm
Let me guess...the last one is reading material on what to do with the remaining 3 1/2 hours once said bon** pill has been activated?


TAGS: thoreau said it best rerun
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 20, 2012, 7:30 pm

Hey, that's my "Gilligan" hat
Airman - December 20, 2012, 6:12 pm
ditto on the lol
mariand - December 20, 2012, 5:40 pm
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 8:30 am
That rerun, what a fashion plate
ughomer - December 20, 2012, 7:12 am
Greeny ~ what a hoot!!


Beer -

TAGS: inventions beer wheel pizza best
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - December 7, 2013, 9:02 pm
Cheer up Jesus...it's the holidays, the perfect time to do a little catchin' up...thanks for the soggy L's.
JesusWept - December 6, 2013, 6:25 pm
So many beers....so little time *sob* 5!
CloudchaserS - December 6, 2013, 12:38 pm
Even if it's vegan, too much peetsa can do that and so I agree!
MissPriss - December 6, 2013, 10:57 am
I agree! Too much pizza can kill a man...teehee.
CloudchaserS - December 6, 2013, 10:45 am
Heck yeah! As long as it's enjoyed responsibly, of course.


TAGS: best when fried
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - November 2, 2012, 3:12 pm
Thank you, Mao
maoworks2 - November 1, 2012, 6:07 pm
Woof 5L

culmination -

TAGS: life best worst colors
Rating: 4.91/5

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Greybeard - April 4, 2014, 1:56 am
5uperb as usual. :)


TAGS: calendar garyo rerun best friends
Rating: 4.89/5

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dy2012 - October 29, 2012, 6:49 am
lol effing epic!
caveman - October 28, 2012, 9:04 pm
Appreciate the love guys
GaryO - October 28, 2012, 12:40 pm
Hey, it couldn’t be helped…they scratched my belly….scratch my belly, things happen…aaand the runs have the canned wet stuff….effing WOOF! (5/fav)
ughomer - October 28, 2012, 10:59 am
The Aussie speaks!
rerun - October 28, 2012, 8:51 am

Wow, then at parties betwen us we have both nailed all the women. This is great
BoneCD - October 28, 2012, 7:52 am
LMFAO...pass the ABC...5L

FRIENDS - Never take for granted

TAGS: best friends
Rating: 4.82/5

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maoworks2 - March 20, 2013, 12:00 pm
I Secound That GaryO 5 Sad L.
GaryO - March 20, 2013, 8:33 am
'tis a truth

HOLIDAYS - Sometimes The Best Presents Should Remain In The Box. Happy Holidays Motifakers

TAGS: holiday gift best wishes rerun
Rating: 4.8/5

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showmeone - March 20, 2011, 2:29 pm
Nuts...for Xmas again??


Those Tasmanians sure know their Cider -

TAGS: best when h**
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - August 27, 2014, 1:53 am
Sorry for any confusion from my previous comment Mr.Gary. I meant the older fart in the picture...teehee!
MissPriss - August 27, 2014, 1:50 am
Pretty sure he couldn't rise to the occasion without one.
OSA - August 27, 2014, 1:24 am
It's not a bad drop after you've wandered around Salamanca for a couple of hours on Saturday. http://www.***kenscider.com.au/
GaryO - August 26, 2014, 7:09 pm
Sorry mao. Compulsion is a sometimes terrible affliction. Didn’t know how this’d be taken; low votes because it’s so puerile, or a head scratcher upon a casual glance due the intentionally skewed verbiage….c'est la vie.
maoworks2 - August 26, 2014, 6:04 pm
No Comment .


TAGS: best idea of the decade
Rating: 4.74/5

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spacedog - October 13, 2010, 7:18 pm
And all the married men say... 5L.


TAGS: best gift ever happy holidays
Rating: 4.73/5

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steve1961 - December 18, 2012, 12:49 am
I agree. He's still an annoying little birdie but he's no Timmie. I count him amongst my non-enemies.
Sho - December 17, 2012, 6:57 pm
GaryO - December 17, 2012, 6:39 pm
Hear, hear, Missy. The lad is actually a gem that has proven himself quite sporting in the forums, and has never hinted at anything of a low nature nor has he ever been defamatory to others, but still…..he is fowl.


Best Before Dates -


AIRMAN - Quietly watching all we do with a detached amusement all the while putting on a great show

TAGS: the silent but deadly airman never posts in the forum but puts on the best show
Rating: 4.56/5

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phydeaux - March 18, 2010, 11:55 am
Still sir, your quietness and proficiency are a model to us all. OR at least, would be if some of us weren't such dirtbags. Myself at the top of THAT list...
Airman - March 15, 2010, 11:29 am
wow, great pic Phy. thanks. No, I don't do the forum a whole lot. I pipe in if I see something interesting, but to be honest, I start to read a thread, and get lost weeding thru the profile stuff attached to each answer. Comments work better for me.


TAGS: best things in life are free
Rating: 4.54/5

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Bartimaeus - July 27, 2010, 2:00 am
That's sweet. Yet, for some reason, it makes me think of an apocalyptic future. 5/5
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 1:05 am
Get in line! LOL! That's the good stuff!
Cubbybear - July 27, 2010, 12:59 am
I'll risk it.
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:50 am
The best drink! (unless you're lactose intolerant)
Cubbybear - July 27, 2010, 12:50 am
Does that come with a drink? 5 thirsty poodles
Reality Lord - July 27, 2010, 12:30 am

spacedog - July 27, 2010, 12:28 am
HA! I was gonna say stay away from my mother. Nice one Aggy. 5L
ICEMAN - July 27, 2010, 12:26 am
Awwwww, that's purdy. Although mom pretty much draws the line when you end up out weighing her.



TAGS: im quoting one of the best movies ever do you know which one
Rating: 4.48/5

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Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 9:54 pm
thats funny as hell
sickartist - March 10, 2010, 5:21 am
Kelly's Heroes FTW!! 5 gold wrapped L's


TAGS: revenge day patience is the best revenge
Rating: 4.4/5

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Faceplant31 - April 9, 2010, 10:17 am
Good one ice! 5 h** chicks!


TAGS: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk
Rating: 4.36/5

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lesterinside - March 26, 2010, 9:50 am
thatonechick - March 26, 2010, 9:35 am
I must have the magic touch. :P Or else your poster didn't want to be approved by aggy.
lesterinside - March 26, 2010, 9:32 am
yeeehaaaa, TOC!!!
thatonechick - March 26, 2010, 9:29 am


TAGS: infatuation assignment best served cold
Rating: 4.35/5

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TheTrashHeap - December 7, 2009, 12:39 am
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 12:36 am
He'll be posting at motifake soon enough, I'm sure!
Sean - December 7, 2009, 12:28 am
And of course the "snow on the roof" ... you cheeky bastard, you!
Sean - December 7, 2009, 12:27 am
Perfect. But man is Josh in for some serious spell nazi attention.
TheTrashHeap - December 6, 2009, 11:03 pm
Snickering 5L
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:57 pm
Thank you, Canada.
CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:41 pm
More gold from veggie!
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 12:10 am
Thanks, Aggy & Space
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 9:49 pm
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:44 pm
5 secret lions, josh... er, produce.

BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE - 1) 13 years old on a kiddie ride 2) stupid haircut 3) eating a cup of worms 4) only friend talking on his cell ignoring me Yeah, these are the days


TAGS: best worst
Rating: 4.2/5

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Kumbaya -


TAGS: ima bestest speler eveer
Rating: 4.07/5

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culos - April 29, 2010, 7:54 am
Can I hit that point home please? (With a sledge/ban hammer maybe???)
deadraisin - April 29, 2010, 6:21 am
My point is on top of my head.
Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 1:22 pm
I commented in response to Matts comment. I wasn't the first one to comment on it. So what is your point?
deadraisin - April 28, 2010, 1:19 pm
Wow I thought I was retarded, hey wait. Oh yeah mocking me for making comments on my own motifake yet here you are commenting on yours like you are someone else. Yeah retarded huh? But funny too? You do have some funny ones in here though so bravo kid.
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 9:10 pm
Wow, so many angles, so many,.... wows. 5L
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 5:41 pm
I had this happen to me once, fukcing lousy bike chain!
Fatt Matt - March 26, 2010, 5:20 pm
HA! no wonder you whistle a little when you talk...+5


TAGS: best advice motivational ronsart
Rating: 4/5

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ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:17 am
Poooooor Timmy.

AN OPPORTUNITY - For his wife to say "that's it"? and then find something else for him to do.

TAGS: best man wife ego opportunity
Rating: 4/5

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SteveFurlong - May 12, 2012, 10:27 pm
5L for truth, Miss Priss. One Friday I won a large contract, Saturday I fixed my wife's car, Saturday night I terrorized the ex-boyfriend of one of my wife's friends, and Sunday my wife nagged me about why hadn't I thrown away that old chair yet.
SteveFurlong - May 12, 2012, 10:21 pm
He feels manly for carrying that SOB through eight miles of woods back to his truck. (It's a joke. Even gutted, that sucker will weigh 600 pounds.)
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:16 pm
WOW I`m pretty sure he feels sooo manly, shooting a defenseless animal with a high power gun from a long distance.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 7:07 pm
5L for reinforcing my lack of haste to get married


TAGS: i love you matt you deserve this in the best of ways
Rating: 3.88/5

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Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 11:07 am
hey, they said it was a party line. I brought some chips........... and ate them all.
GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 8:11 pm
you learn fast Skatastic. 5L

Zihuatanejo... -

TAGS: shawshank redemption friendship hope bestmovie
Rating: 3.8/5

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chickenlittle - August 27, 2013, 9:13 am
I know I could have shortened this one a bit, but this was such a brilliant movie. Seen it so many times I know most of the lines in it. For all you Shawshank Redemption lovers like me.

BEST STRIKES - sometimes the most unexpected result of your worst falls

ALL I KNOW - They handed me a 40 oz of Tequila Yadda yadda yadda I woke up beside a horse


TAGS: borte bra hjemme best
Rating: 3.57/5

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Wheels - October 29, 2009, 6:43 pm
Sean - October 29, 2009, 5:30 pm
Ha! THAT rock's too good for you. Try the next one over. More your class of rock, really.
BoneCD - October 29, 2009, 5:11 pm
5 Poodles
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 5:02 pm
GEnius. 5L



TAGS: my best advice day ladies get your men by any means necessary aggressive negotiations
Rating: 3.27/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - November 11, 2009, 11:28 pm
This gives a entirely new meaning to the term, "sh**gun wedding."